That's not a problem. As long as there aren't impromptu drunken knife-fights I'll be fine. If there are, well, I hope you won't be too upset if I don't join in. I'm trying to avoid alcohol, and it wouldn't be fair if I wasn't drunk during a drunken knife fight. wwwww.
[ She has absolutely no idea that she's talking to someone who has never had a birthday party before and might mistakenly think that this is A Thing You Do at the average party, or think that she thinks that. ]
CW: Underage drinking
[ She has absolutely no idea that she's talking to someone who has never had a birthday party before and might mistakenly think that this is A Thing You Do at the average party, or think that she thinks that. ]